Jesus and Shakespeare.

I overheard the following conversation between a little boy (around 4 or 5 years old) and his grandpa at Old Navy today:

Little Boy:  “Hey Grandpa! Grandpa! Hey Grandpa! Guess what?!”

Grandpa:  “What?”

Little Boy:  “Did you know that Jesus was born before William Shakespeare?”

Grandpa:  “Oh really? I guess I hadn’t really thought of that…”

Little Boy appeared shocked:  “You mean, you really didn’t know that, Grandpa?! I thought you went to church!”