Loretta Lynn.

Me:   “I bought us tickets to see Loretta Lynn in October at the Emerald Queen Casino!  Now we can brag to our grand-kids someday that we saw Loretta Lynn in real life!!”

Rea:  “Yeah, so you can hear them say ‘who is Loretta Lynn?'”

Me:  “Any grand-kid of mine is going to know who Loretta Lynn is; I can guarantee you that much.”