“It’s real dangerous huntin’ gators in a little bitty boat. If they get a’hold of a leg, it’s all ovah; we’ll have ta go to duh hospital ta git sewed up.”
– Swamp People
“Ya know what’s sexy? Them Cajun dudes wearin’ cowboy boots wid their short pants. I mean…that’s just sexy as all get out!”
– Rea
A friend of mine was just telling me about at art project that she’s working on. She told me that the final portrait is amazing and she looks so strong and empowered standing there in her boo(?)s…
I exclaimed, “OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!” before I realized that she may or may not have said that it’s a portrait of her and her boobs. This was quickly escalating into an embarrassing moment as I sounded entirely too enthusiastic of seeing a photo of my friend’s boobs…
As if she was reading my mind (which she most likely can since we’ve been friends for so long) she went on to say, “What’s more empowering than a woman looking fierce in a white ‘wife beater’ tank top, suspenders, jeans, and a kick ass pair of cowboy boots?”
BOOTS!
Thank god.
The Button Chronicles... 