“Inside Edition” has mastered the art of leaving their viewing audience with the most nail-biting cliffhangers before commercial breaks.
Take tonight for example:
Deborah Norville announced, with her most serious and professional, fake news anchor voice, “Still ahead on Inside Edition: What you don’t know, could kill you! Stay tuned to see why hot dogs are extremely dangerous…”
Sadly I was unable to stay tuned because my client, Joe, pooped his pants during the commercial break.
Thanks a lot Joe, now that I still don’t know about the horrible dangers that lay in wait for me, I may end up getting killed by a villainous hot dog!
I called my Mom yesterday to have a chat. She answered my call, but apparently she was at the library because she whispered through the whole conversation.
Me: “Hi Mom. What are you up to?”
Mom: “I’m at the library.”
Mom: “I’m at the library so I have to be quiet.”
Me: “So why did you answer your phone if you’re at the library?”
Mom: “Cuz I know that you hate it when I don’t answer my phone.”
Me: “Well yeah, that’s true. What the heck are you doing at the library anyway? You never go there!”
Mom: “I’m renting books, what do you think?”
Me: “Well jeez Mom! You don’t have to get snippy.”
Me: “Mom, what the heck? Did you just shush me? I’m not the one at the library!”
Mom: “Shhhhh. I’ve gotta go.”
Me: “Okay, nice chattin’ with ya…”
Mom: “Yeah shhhh gotta go.”
Me: “Stop shushing me!”
Mom: “Love you.”
Me: “Love you too, Mom. And will you PLEASE stop being so LOUD?!”
Well, at least she answered her phone I guess?