Killer Hot Dogs.

images-1Inside Edition” has mastered the art of leaving their viewing audience with the most nail-biting cliffhangers before commercial breaks.

Take tonight for example:

Deborah Norville announced, with her most serious and professional, fake news anchor voice, “Still ahead on Inside Edition:  What you don’t know, could kill you!   Stay tuned to see why hot dogs are extremely dangerous…”

Sadly I was unable to stay tuned because my client, Joe, pooped his pants during the commercial break.

Thanks a lot Joe, now that I still don’t know about the horrible dangers that lay in wait for me, I may end up getting killed by a villainous hot dog!