We went to a Lebanese restaurant tonight (Nicholas Restaurant in Portland, OR) for a friend’s birthday dinner, and I tell you what; the Lebanese know how to make some stinking good food! Who knew that so much love and deliciousness could be wrapped up inside a grape leaf?
I was just remembering back a few years ago when Ellen Degeneres had her sitcom, and it was a HUGE deal for her character to come out as a lesbian, so instead she said that she was Lebanese. I almost made a joke tonight about being a lesbian in a Lebanese restaurant, but considering that I’d already gone all junior high with my falafel ball jokes (how are you enjoying your balls tonight? Those are some big balls you got there, etc.) I decided to quit while I was ahead.
These are the kind of jokes best left for my blog.