Take tonight for example:
Deborah Norville announced, with her most serious and professional, fake news anchor voice, “Still ahead on Inside Edition: What you don’t know, could kill you! Stay tuned to see why hot dogs are extremely dangerous…”
Sadly I was unable to stay tuned because my client, Joe, pooped his pants during the commercial break.
Thanks a lot Joe, now that I still don’t know about the horrible dangers that lay in wait for me, I may end up getting killed by a villainous hot dog!