Bedazzled.

262454_10151583627460862_114947239_nI called Mom to tell her that Rea and I got fancy pedicures today and now I feel like I’m all bedazzled since my my big toes ended up with flowers on them.

Mom: “Well that’s okay as long as you didn’t let them bedazzle your va-jay-jay…”

Me: “Um…what?!”

Mom: “On ‘The View‘ the other day they were talking about how women go in to get a brazilian wax and then they have the option to get their va-jay-jays bedazzled. Don’t you think that would just be so uncomfortable?! It’d feel like you had a Christmas ornament down there or something…”

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