Jason Collins.

Inside Edition had some breaking news tonight: Jason Collins, the man who recently became the first NBA player to “come out” publicly, has an identical twin brother.

The breaking news is that Jason Collins’ identical twin is not gay, and is in fact…

Straight.

As if sharing a womb with your twin brother has anything to do with deciphering whom your peters will prefer to associate with later on in life. Come on Deborah Norville, I am a lesbian who barely passed biology in high school and even I understand that weiners, even identically twin weiners, have a mind of their own!

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