As we were driving into our apartment complex, I noticed that the swimming pool was uncovered and that there were even lawn chairs set up around it.
Me: “It looks like the pool is open already.”
Rea: “Yeah it does look open, but where is the door to get into it? I don’t see a gate anywhere, do you?”
Me: “I don’t know where the door to it is either.”
Rea: “I guess folks will just have to climb the fence to get in…”
Me: “Yeah, I guess so. Well I guess I’ll never get to swim in that pool cuz I’m too fat to climb over that fence.”
Rea: “You’d think they’d just go ahead and make a sign that says ‘If you’re too fat to climb the fence then you’re too fat to swim in our pool’.
Me: “That’s discrimination! We should sue.”