Siri.

Unknown-1I just dropped my iPhone between the passenger seat and the console and I heard Siri (the iPhone operator) ask me how she could help.Me: “Oh dear God, Rea!! Pull the car over!! Siri’s gonna call people and tell them all my secrets!!”

Rea: “Sweetie…on a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you right now…?”

Me: “I’ve had enough micro-brews to tell me that I can’t trust that bitch Siri with any of my secrets!!”

Rea: “uh-huh, that’s what I thought.”

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