On the way there, we accidentally beheaded a giraffe.
Yes, a giraffe.
That’s when Rose explained to me that, “all those damned giraffes have ruined Seattle Public Transit!” I asked her where all the giraffes came from and she just looked at me like I was the dumbest person on the planet. “From their Mama’s LOINS, where else?!”
Turns out that giraffes run around all crazy without their heads just like chickens. No wonder they ruined Seattle Public Transit!