Today I was walking Copper (the sweetest Labradoodle in the entire world) around her neighborhood. I always take her to this house that’s about 6 blocks away, because her favorite thing in the world is to go and visit the bunnies.
There are 4 bunnies who live in a really large, fenced, outdoor kennel, and Copper just loves to sit there and watch them for a few minutes. She doesn’t bark, or growl at all; she is just saying hello to her little Bunny Friends.
Well today, as we were walking up the hill, after visiting Copper’s Bunny Friends, we ran into 2 elderly men who were standing on the sidewalk chatting. One of the men tipped his hat to me (because he was such a gentleman) and said, “Well Hello, Copper! Is that Copper?!”
Copper got all excited, so I smiled and said, “Yes, this is Copper. And you must be one of the Boners…!”
Both men appeared stunned, and a good 3 seconds before I registered what I had just said…
Me: “I’m so sorry! I meant to say Bunny Owners! You must be one of the Bunny Owners!”
The other man completely avoided eye contact with me, and the Bunny Owner gave me a stiff smile and said, “Yes, they are my bunnies…”
Me: “Copper just LOVES to visit your bunnies! But I guess you already knew that…umm, yeah….
…nice weather we’re having today, huh?”
Both men appeared relieved and smiled as Copper and I hurriedly walked away. They both agreed, “Yeah it’s a beautiful day!”
Oh.
My.
Gargoyle.
Boners.
I called an old man a “Boner” today.
Bunny. Owner. BUNNY OWNER.
Bunny Owner!!!